"Wild Priest"

The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mic, and as he preached, he moved briskly about

the platform, jerking the mic cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the

cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again.

After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and

whispered,"If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"