Funny Christian Skits


These are funny christian skits and preachers pickup lines from the bible and day to day funny experiences of christian pastors and preachers. They can be used as ice breakers and are useful resources for preachers, vacation bible schools, cell groups for the youth and everything about evangelism.

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3 Friends go to Heaven

After dying in a car crash, three friends go to
Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same
question: "When you are in your casket, and friends
and family are mourning over you, what would you like
to hear them say about you?"


The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to
hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of
my time, and a great family man."


The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was
a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a
huge difference in the children of tomorrow."


The last guy thinks a minute and replies, "I guess
I'd like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!"