Funny Christian Skits


These are funny christian skits and preachers pickup lines from the bible and day to day funny experiences of christian pastors and preachers. They can be used as ice breakers and are useful resources for preachers, vacation bible schools, cell groups for the youth and everything about evangelism.

Checkout also Lyrics to Christian Music website...This are free resources for the music ministry of the Church.

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A Sure Cure

Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner.


One said "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church.
I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away.


Another said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic.
I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away."


The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church...
Haven't seen one back since!!!"