Parking

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short
of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.


So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times.
If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES."


When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note.
"I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION."