Funny Christian Skits


These are funny christian skits and preachers pickup lines from the bible and day to day funny experiences of christian pastors and preachers. They can be used as ice breakers and are useful resources for preachers, vacation bible schools, cell groups for the youth and everything about evangelism.

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Weird Text

A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park.


He sat down on a bench and began eating. Since Jews do not eat
leavened bread during the eight day holiday, he was eating Matzoh,
a flat crunchy unleavened bread that has dozens of perforations.

A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next to him.
Feeling neighbourly, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzo to the
blind man.

The blind man handled the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled,
and finally exclaimed, "Who wrote this crap?"